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My girlfriend thinks Ministry of Power is a Church, so she wore make up on sunday morning and headed to the Federal Secretariat
Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused & said,
“but I had a single one thousand
naira note, now there are ten
pieces of hundred naira note,
Akpos said, “na me change am,
the last time wey I help person
find purse, she say she for give
me something but change nor
Can a woman make a Man a Millionaire? Yes! But only if the Man is a Billionaire. do you copy?
A group of scientists organised a competition to test the intelligence of Nigerian students in inventing things. 3 students qualified for the final. On the day of the final they were called out from the crowd to come and present what they had invented. The 1st student came out and said; i am Yomi Ade from Lagos, i invented a biro that can write what people are saying on a paper by itself. He practiced it and was applauded. The 2nd student came out; I am Amarachi Ogbuefi from Aba. I invented a chip that can tell the amount of money on anybody standing close to it. She practiced it and was applauded. The 3rd student came out and said; I am Musa Audu from Maiduguri. I invented an explosive that can shatter the human body into a million pieces, penetrating the hardest of bones leaving the cells condemned that no one can be identified if you would permit sir, allow me to sit down, while i practice it?. The Chief Scientist stood up and said; don’t bother to practice it, you are the winner of this competition.
Fly For Sale
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
The other men saw this but just kept on
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked “how
much you go buy am?”
A man went on a night out with his friends the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about12 o’clock the man comes back and knocks… the Wife tells him
“go sleep where your coming from”
and the man answered
“I’m not here to sleep my
dear, I’m here to collect condoms in
my room on top of the table or pass them to me,
there’r lots of women at the party!”
The wife opened the door and said
“” your not going anywhere enter the